Category Archives: Jokes

Practicing

Posted on May 31, 2015 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

Joe’s wife liked to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside … Continue reading →

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The grandma

Posted on May 28, 2015 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, … Continue reading →

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Thirst

Posted on May 13, 2015 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

A traveler became lost in the Sahara Desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge … Continue reading →

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Jugglerb and the drunk

Posted on March 8, 2015 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over on I-24 about 2 miles east of Nashville, Tennessee. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his … Continue reading →

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jokes

Posted on March 5, 2015 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

Humor: Malapropisms! People who live beyond their means should act their wage. The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

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Irish

Posted on January 29, 2015 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

Humor: Parking Space Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up to heaven, he said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a … Continue reading →

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church organist

Posted on December 17, 2014 by oii8yoCFfvwcswa65

This is funny! Must read. Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed … Continue reading →

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